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This is Ed, Butter Fluffy Lard's brother from another mother.

This is my pet giraffe, Butter Fluffy Lard.

New York Card Thing

Bark Carvin' YeeHaw

Vintage Polaroid

original picture:

This is my pet lemur cat. I used a typewriter-ish font because it looked kind of vintage-ish.

Retro Poster

 The pictures that I used with this won't upload--which is AWESOME. UGH.

I invented the new liposuction: PHOTOSHOP.

Personal Makeover

Well I really had no hope. But I did some things to make me look better but things that still look completely natural. Let me list the things that I have done to make over my face;
-EyeLiner
-Smooth Skin
-Spot Healing
-Teeth Whitening
-Hair Color Streaks (light Purple)
-Front of the nose (a little less defined)
-Wrinkle removal (around my eyes, especially my right eye)

Skin Tone

So at first she had like a sun glare/highlight on her face and it looked like a pale spot but with using the skin tone tutorial, I got to fix it so it looks somewhat normal. Good job asian girl.

Refine Edge Mask

This is a giant baby on a beach. Or a normal size baby on a tiny beach?

I used the refine edge mask tutorial thing to place the baby out of it's original picture onto the beach and then added his hair back--I thought it was really cool.

Cloning Tool

This is awesome--I wish it could happen in real life--with cute boys. 

I love owls.

Bye Bye Wrinkles

I thought this was really awesome, if only botox was this easy...

Spot Healing Tool

So I thought this tool was really awesome! It could make blemishes, freckles, etc go away with the click of a button. If only it was that easy in real life...

Match Color

 

I used match color to change the green polo to the color of the guy with the salmon-ish/pink colored polo. I really like this pink color. Now I know how pictures look the same but they change colors of the outfits. awesome!

From Coffee and Tea Lover to Clear Liquids Lover.

I wish whitening teeth was that easy in real life...

Purple Hair?

Why is it that when I have purple hair it looks like Barney the Purple Dinosaur threw up on my head?

For Real This Time--Ashlee Simpson--(Pre-Plastic Surgery)

another name? Biggie Smalls.

Ashlee Simpson--EXPOSED

She resembles the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang--creepy.

This is KindaSortaPrettyMuch COOL!

Before and After. I got rid of the pole and the stump thing.

IT IS FREEZING OUTSIDE TODAY!

It's 19 degrees right now! Brrrr.

Bar Fight Blur

Hey Dad--I know you're the only one that looks at this. Thanks. :D :D :D Love and miss you! I hate when you go on business trips! Love ya!

Inner Me

I don't know. The picture kind of explains it. okay.

iPod Thing

Rock Thing.

THANKS DOOD.

Photoshop Numero 2

I really like this picture, it reminds me of nature. I like nature--except for animal poop.

Photoshop

I'm a beginner--don't judge.